don't know

I woke up at 4am this morning and I swear it was 4am for four hours. Either that or I was high...on intellectualism.

I think I'm getting Strep throat from work go figure.

I'm craving Cadbury eggs in my head.

Did you witness that Cavs game? My God.

Masters was a little suspenseful.

Kicked ass in partinini over the weekend.

Won bowling out of 5 people on Friday. 3/5ths of us were wasted.

I noticed someone got a haircut but didn't say anything because I was afraid I would say the truth and say I didn't like it. If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.

Easter sucks. You shouldn't have to go back to work after a major holiday.
What's the point? It makes it hard to visit family more than three hours away.

Easter was alright. I honestly don't like the food my family prepares. I must have different genetic taste buds. The salad was good though. Excellent actually. As for the reset. No comment.

I threw some pitches to my cousin and my nephew. One hit them, one didn't. They're the same age.

I'm trying to save most of my important files so I can wipe out my computer. I just need the Windows xp Start up disk.

Got bit by a cat on Friday.

Played drinking card games for the first time in a long time. I loved it.

Successfully cleared jumping the seating bench thing at Jefferson Lanes, however the landing was a failure. I really like jumping things for some reason. It was embarrassing but worth the attempt. Chalk it up to another drunken moment in the life of Byron. AKA reasons no girl will date me.

Played 66 with the family. Shot the moon twice. I wish more people would learn to play. It's honestly not that hard.

I hid Easter Eggs for the three youngest in my family. It was exciting. I don't like how they each had a certain color to find though. Where they all ended up with 19 eggs. I would much rather they get like 40,15, and 2 a piece. They need to learn life isn't fair at an early age and that things aren't always easy.

They each got 11 dollars in their eggs I was lucky to collect 2. Part of my state refund went to their McDonald's and toy money aka things they really need.

My eggs were filled with rocks and rabbit droppings growing up and I was happy. They might as well have been because I hate jelly beans with a passion. Which of course is what they were really filled with.

Apparently my nephew wasn't happy with his Easter presents. He got a baseball bat bag that carries all of his equipment, a kite, a jump rope, candy, and some books. What a spoiled brat. I got a basket of candy filled with mostly that green plastic straw stuff and a pair of batting gloves every year. I was satisfied. Plus he's a divorcee child so you know damn well he gets two of everything. If I ever have a kid and we break up that kid is going to hate me because I'm not competing or having a money battle for his love and affection. Another statement where mothers across the world will claim this means I don't love my child. Yeah right.

"Teachers" swearing around children at work is really getting on my nerves.

Amon Ones has to be the greatest insult nickname of all time. No D, no J, for Damon Jones.

I'm cynical, and highly sensitive. Just throwing that out there.

She got my name wrong, but hey at least she tried.

Don't worry it's okay for you to walk out of the room when I have 15 kids. It's not like I'm out of ratio or anything.

She looks sweet, but believe me she isn't.

I hope Ayden feels better.

Still waiting for an apology.

A girl slapped me in the face with a bag this morning. I must have deserved it, but I don't know what I did wrong. Okay she was two and it was on accident.


Instead of talking and wasting time why don't you take advantage of being able to leave the room and get what you want. Jesus Christ.

It sucks to have a kid and have to call off work you lose your pay and you have to usually pay a doctor.

It really bothers me what certain girls at work get away with wearing.

I seen two funny things involving cars today. At least to me. Handcuffs in the mirror, oh what I would do with a pair of those to a certain girl. Also a license plate that said The Donn.


I just want to be unbiased and objective.