Can you believe it's Friday?

I walk in this morning and I'm like: "What is this? A war zone?"


I need this weekend. I need it to be nice. Sunday down to 40? Tuesday it might snow again?

The world would be a much better place if everyone was allowed to wear Crocs to work. I'm not allowed to, but wish I was. Would be awesome to wear jeans or even shorts everyday too. Don't get me wrong sometimes I like dressing up though. I should be a Croc spokesperson. I want Ohio State ones. I want one of every color. I want insulated ones. And those like beach moccasin ones.

You're never within ratio when you have that one child.

Is growing up with Gerber a good program? I need to look into it.

I have a delayed reaction when it comes to colds. I get them way after I think I'm in the clear.

"I've given up, stop. I've given up, stop.
I've given up, stop. on waiting any longer
I've given up, on this love getting stronger"

I got the belt a lot growing up. I wanted my name carved on that wooden paddle so bad. Oh the stories behind that paddle, I wish I could hear them. Everyone 5 years or older than me is on that paddle including uncles that would be 70 years old or something. There are like 40 people on that paddle and I always wanted to be beaten with it so I would get my name perfectly carved into it. I tried carving my name on it but it looked really bad and not the same as the others. That would be an amazing book though. Each chapter a little snippet of why they got in trouble and what they did to get the paddle. There could be sections dedicated to different topics like lying, fighting, stealing and other crazy stuff like burning things, or smoking cigs or worse weed. What did children do to get in trouble in the 1960's? Not do their chores? Say no to their parents? I have to ask the oldest person in my family about the stories behind the paddle. That could be the name for the book.

The Stories Behind the Families Wooden Paddle
na that is too long just Stories Behind the Paddle
I need to do interviews and write that damn book it would be a best seller. I don't think I have enough knowledge on the subject it has to be someone who grew up while the paddle was still in use that needs to write the book. I need to get them to do it. I can be the inspiration or driving force behind it but they are the ones with all the first hand experiences. I'm gonna go get that paddle and hit someone with it. There's another story. It wasn't me officer. I swear.

Someone sarcastically let me in on an awesome date idea. Take a girl to a shooting range. An indoor one. If you are actually good and can impress them with your aim you will score for sure. I think that would be exciting, get the adrenaline pumping. Secretly all girls would love the feel of squeezing that trigger. And the sound of the gun and the moment of impact on the target. It's exhilarating. I mean it has to be. Putting those earmuffs on. Wonder if Nikki would want to do that. I doubt it. She doesn't want to do anything with me. I need to practice. Get a glock or a 9mm.
I always wanted to do those clay pigeon things too. I would suck so bad. Get out my 4x10.


Are you wearing ear plugs when I talk to you? Or are you just playing dumb? Or worse yet you just don't give a damn?

I know for a fact my parents would put my name on everything. Bottles, sippy cups, clothes, blankets, extra clothes. So why don't these parents? It would make everything easier. Things wouldn't get mixed up. Lost, or stolen.
I know I will write my kids names on things. Label everything. Every tag. Like a psycho but at least people would know whose it is. Eliminate all confusion and debate.

Back at square one are we?

I really hope my face clears up and my throat is completely better after another nights rest. Even though I'll probably set myself back by drinking like a mad man tonight. Cancel that I guess my friend has to get up early tomorrow. Unless someone else wants to drink or do something with me???????? My friend wants me to work at the laundromat for a few hours tomorrow. It's not really worth it though. 24 dollars for 4 hours plus I have to drive 30 minutes each way. It's a waste of a beautiful Saturday. I def want to do something else in 70 degree weather. Like hang out with you.

My make believe friends and I should start a New Food Friday Club. Where we go around trying different foods every Friday.

Why is it so damn hard to ignore you?

Got my favorite jeans on. I'm going to make today a good day regardless. Make the most of it.


Was soaking up the sun like it was my job on my break. I wish that really was my job. That would be freaking sweet and awesome. Wouldn't you concur?

Got some cash flow. Going to make some movies.

Giving up on you. Never had a chance now did I? Stupid Byron. Oh stupid, stupid Byron.


I really love non stick pans. Just makes it so much better and you feel so much better. It leaves a positive, reassuring feeling watching it was away so easily. Rather than being aggravated that it's stuck and having to scrape the bottom.

Why are all the people who die on the show Cold Case people you don't want to die and make a connection with without even knowing them? Especially a baseball player you know I got a soft spot for that sport Lord. Plus he's a struggling defector you know I'm all for that. Come on over Cuban's. Bring some cigars and women in bikini's.

what fucking gives

Anniversary of the song We Are The World-1985 (okay my radio lied to me I thought it came out today, but it was actually recorded jan 28th and released march 7 1985)

I should not shave until the Cavs and Penguins are out of the playoffs. That might be the middle of June. Man would I be a grizzly bear.

Admit it you just wanted to be near me..next to me...close to me.

I must have had an allergic reaction to something, but I can't think of what it could be. This has never happened to me. I didn't eat anything weird. I didn't use any new soap or cream. I did wet my face with a brown paper towel and those things just smell yucky and look yucky. I'm actually worried about my health or condition.

The inside of my new shoes are already ruined. Well I got them at Christmas. So I've worn them for almost 4 months, but I don't think the insides should be all torn up already.

I wish I could wear crocs to work.

I wonder how many parents think I'm retarded?

That's how rumors start.

The cavs second and third team almost won last night. I was really pulling for them. Oh well. Here we go Cavs. Bring Cleveland a championship.

I really need paid tomorrow. I'm broke. When I say I'm broke I mean I have no cash and I hate taking money out of my savings or using my atm card. I have money. believe that.

I need to try looking for a car again this weekend.

I think I swallowed a fly. I hate when that happens. Oh don't tell me it's never happened to you. Did you know the average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it? I heard that today, don't know if it's true or not, but hahaha to you if it really is true.

I talked to Lisa for like 15 minutes today it was rather fun. I said more words to her in those 15 minutes than I have the entire time she has worked here. Easily.

My throat still hurts. I want it to go away.

I think I'm gonna pray tonight that I don't lose my health.

"How do I get you alone?"

Why don't my pick up lines work? They are sincere, clever, and funny at the same time.

"He doesn't want set down"

Me-"I wouldn't want to leave your loving arms either."

Okay so the second one was maybe a little over the top.

I haven't posted the rejection list but it's probably at about 200 tally marks now.

"Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more

Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you

Look into your heart - you will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am - take my life
I would give it all - I would sacrifice "

all for now

Not much to talk about.
I did the right thing and took the day off. I didn't want to get anyone sick.
Went to the doctor and he filled me out a prescription. I hope I start feeling better.

My computer works again. Yeah!!!!
Thanks to my sister for all the time she spent fixing it. Thank you.

Penguins have a playoff game tonight. Go Pens.

I bought a pair of crocs. They are so comfy. Two pairs actually a blue and gray pair. I think one I will wear around inside like slippers and the other pair I will wear outside.

Bought some seeds as well for my garden. So far, garlic chives, cilantro, cucumber, squash, zucchini, and sweet banana pepper. I want some bell peppers too though.

Debating whether I should go to my friends and watch the Cavs game tonight they will be without 4 players plus two more that are already injured. I hope they win because I want to tie that home win record so bad. But I think Mike Brown is doing the right thing for once.

Lebron should be MVP no doubt. Mike Brown coach of the year.

I should just stay home and rest. My throat is still killing me. My face is extremely red, and I'm breaking out with little white dots all over the place and I'm burning up.

I really want that corn hole set you made for me it will come in handy now that summer is fast approaching.

sick

No idea whats going on with my computer. Now I can't even change the display settings needed to install the internet.

Someone help me.

Please stupid computers.

I'm just not going to tell anyone how sick I am. Then I won't feel bad about being here.

My throat really hurts. I should call off. I should go to the clinic on state road. I need the number for it.

Some people are dumb. I've barely gotten sick over the last few years and I've worked with kids during all of them. My immune system has to be pretty good considering all the germs they carry around. My immune system isn't low because of drinking which is what someone always blames it on.

I need a fast day with access to a lot of pain relievers.

I'm trying to numb the hell out of my throat. Nuke all the feelings.

Cavs have home court advantage for as far ad they advance in the playoffs. Best overall record in the NBA this season. It's an amazing awesome season.

If a girl takes forever to communicate back with me, should I just stop talking to her? I must not be all that important to them. You're never too busy to shoot someone you care about a message back.

Instead of the kids saying my toy or my mommy and fighting with each other they grabe me and say "my Mr. Wessell" and "no, my Mr. Wessell." I think it's hilarious. Sometimes they just say "my Wessell."

don't know

I woke up at 4am this morning and I swear it was 4am for four hours. Either that or I was high...on intellectualism.

I think I'm getting Strep throat from work go figure.

I'm craving Cadbury eggs in my head.

Did you witness that Cavs game? My God.

Masters was a little suspenseful.

Kicked ass in partinini over the weekend.

Won bowling out of 5 people on Friday. 3/5ths of us were wasted.

I noticed someone got a haircut but didn't say anything because I was afraid I would say the truth and say I didn't like it. If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.

Easter sucks. You shouldn't have to go back to work after a major holiday.
What's the point? It makes it hard to visit family more than three hours away.

Easter was alright. I honestly don't like the food my family prepares. I must have different genetic taste buds. The salad was good though. Excellent actually. As for the reset. No comment.

I threw some pitches to my cousin and my nephew. One hit them, one didn't. They're the same age.

I'm trying to save most of my important files so I can wipe out my computer. I just need the Windows xp Start up disk.

Got bit by a cat on Friday.

Played drinking card games for the first time in a long time. I loved it.

Successfully cleared jumping the seating bench thing at Jefferson Lanes, however the landing was a failure. I really like jumping things for some reason. It was embarrassing but worth the attempt. Chalk it up to another drunken moment in the life of Byron. AKA reasons no girl will date me.

Played 66 with the family. Shot the moon twice. I wish more people would learn to play. It's honestly not that hard.

I hid Easter Eggs for the three youngest in my family. It was exciting. I don't like how they each had a certain color to find though. Where they all ended up with 19 eggs. I would much rather they get like 40,15, and 2 a piece. They need to learn life isn't fair at an early age and that things aren't always easy.

They each got 11 dollars in their eggs I was lucky to collect 2. Part of my state refund went to their McDonald's and toy money aka things they really need.

My eggs were filled with rocks and rabbit droppings growing up and I was happy. They might as well have been because I hate jelly beans with a passion. Which of course is what they were really filled with.

Apparently my nephew wasn't happy with his Easter presents. He got a baseball bat bag that carries all of his equipment, a kite, a jump rope, candy, and some books. What a spoiled brat. I got a basket of candy filled with mostly that green plastic straw stuff and a pair of batting gloves every year. I was satisfied. Plus he's a divorcee child so you know damn well he gets two of everything. If I ever have a kid and we break up that kid is going to hate me because I'm not competing or having a money battle for his love and affection. Another statement where mothers across the world will claim this means I don't love my child. Yeah right.

"Teachers" swearing around children at work is really getting on my nerves.

Amon Ones has to be the greatest insult nickname of all time. No D, no J, for Damon Jones.

I'm cynical, and highly sensitive. Just throwing that out there.

She got my name wrong, but hey at least she tried.

Don't worry it's okay for you to walk out of the room when I have 15 kids. It's not like I'm out of ratio or anything.

She looks sweet, but believe me she isn't.

I hope Ayden feels better.

Still waiting for an apology.

A girl slapped me in the face with a bag this morning. I must have deserved it, but I don't know what I did wrong. Okay she was two and it was on accident.


Instead of talking and wasting time why don't you take advantage of being able to leave the room and get what you want. Jesus Christ.

It sucks to have a kid and have to call off work you lose your pay and you have to usually pay a doctor.

It really bothers me what certain girls at work get away with wearing.

I seen two funny things involving cars today. At least to me. Handcuffs in the mirror, oh what I would do with a pair of those to a certain girl. Also a license plate that said The Donn.


I just want to be unbiased and objective.

pajamas

My computer still doesn't work I'm pissed.

I have to give her some credit she has had sort of a success story. Poverty to a teacher. Really, really poor upbringing at least from the stories she has told me.

Cavs are playing tonight important game because if we win we will be Eastern Conference Champs for the rest time ever meaning best record also we need to stay ahead of the Lakers.

You can't tell your own story around her. She always interrupts you and goes off on her own thing in the middle of your story. It's really annoying.

I think I slept better knowing I can't get on the internet. Fell asleep around 11:30.

Had a nice dinner at Ferrantes on Thursday. I got a chicken pizza with tomatoes, some green stuff and pine nuts. It was good. My dad got spaghetti and meatballs. I forgot what my mom got something with noodles that tasted lemony. My sister got eggplant something. I need to take a date there and get are meals paired with wines. The appetizers, meal, and dessert a couple is 43 dollars which isn't bad considering you get a full course meal and three glasses of wine a piece. Now I just need someone to go with me. I wonder if I take someone who can't drink if I can drink all of the wine. That would be sweet. It would defeat the purpose but still would be sweet. The purpose being getting the date intoxicated. Joking. For real. I am.

You really need to get more sleep at night. I'm concerned and worried.

Time to start my garden this weekend. I hope. Lots of peppers.

I love salads. Especially with chicken.

I had a really freaky dream last night. Man was it crazy. My friends gf cheated on him. Two guys I didn't now were in the dream along with my friend, his gf, and my sister. I spent 90 dollars on a meal while we were all at dinner and my friend spent 130. The entire time I couldn't figure out which guy she slept with it seemed like both of them. Like they were some type of tag teaming couple. They were both flirting with her and it was making me sick. Then my friend disappeared and I felt bad for him. We followed him and got lost but eventually found him in a parking lot which was just a big open field filled to capacity at a weird dance club. He was outside talking to another friend of mine next to his truck. It was really weird.

Kmart girl apparently doesn't like me. She hasn't respond to my message. I'm such a loser.

Life on Mars had a horrible, horrible ending. What can you do though when the show gets canceled? I was really disappointed. Would have much rather preferred a simple ending. Where he is just transported back to his time period no explanations needed. Maybe I regret a show officially having a conclusion if they are this bad.

Bowling? Cavs? Mission to talk to a girl tonight. An attractive and interesting one.
Want to do something different tonight. Out of the ordinary. Special. Make a bet.

I love nuts too.. That sounds bad but I don't care. I'm more of a pistachio and sunflower seed guy though. This one preschoolers mom made me this really good almond creation they were so damn good. Walnuts are good too. Mixed nuts are good.

Peanuts for some odd reason never sound appealing to me but then when I eat one I can't stop. They are addicting. I know I like them, but I always have to eat them again to realize it.

Why are you mad at me? I don't get it. I was kind of happy this morning until I found out you were mad at me. She's in a mood. Like that is a good enough reason to be mean to me. You should never be mean to those you care about or anyone for that matter. I mean y computer has a virus on it and I can't get online and still I'm not being a grouch to anyone. Okay so I won't try talking to you then. Unless of course you apologize.

I feel like spoiling myself today. I'm going to buy a lunch. Thinking chinese. Hmm can't think of anything else to get. Or appropriate to get while eating alone. Don't want fast food.

Does anyone watch movies by themselves? I mean in a theatre? Well thats how awkward I would feel eating lunch by myself.

It's 8:30am and I'm already starving at work.

Don't want to hear about anyone's fights. Fuck people.

My emotions don't matter. I need to find someone where they do. Sick of giving, giving, giving. I don't ask for anything in return, but it would be nice to be surprised and rewarded once in awhile.

Men are useless? As if. Girls don't know a great guy if they were to slap them in the face and tell them to wake the fuck up. I'm totally being sarcastic about the slap in the face if you couldn't tell. They just don't realize a damn thing and certain ones just complaining instead of taking action on it.

If you think men are useless. You're talking to the wrong men. And I'm just wasting my time. Have been for a quarter of a century.

Not looking forward to this.

I think her and Jon would make a perfect couple.

I still like you sometimes and it hurts but it's strictly as a friend. It's too bad we can't be though. Those were fun times.

Today went great. I'm really surprised. All of them listened to me except one. He's a handful everyday though.

I was glad I got a later break today. I wish it was like that everyday.

I gave up trying to be a teacher. I just lost the drive, passion, and love for it. Right now I'm just going through the motions. I still love working with children, I just don't like everything else that goes with being a teacher. I would love the pay, vacation, and holidays though. Would never complain about that if I was a real teacher that is. Right now I'm just a babysitter who gets less pay and has way more children to take care of than an actual babysitter.

You really need to say sorry. Just say it. It's easy if you try. Say it like you mean it too. I'm Sorry Byron. Three words or four depending on if you count a contraction as one word or two.

It's sad that it's honestly the best thing that has ever happened to her and one of the worst things for society. I want to see who the hell the dad is.

It is a little boring when they are all asleep. Never had this happen before.

I gave her a chance. She didn't take it. It's not worth it.

boxers

My internet hasn't been working. Still isn't. I'm on my computers sister and it's really slow. She won't let me use her laptop. So, I think my computer has a virus on it and thats why it won't let me sign into anything. It really sucks. I hate this keyboard.

I can't sign into email, facebook, myspace, my blog, or any of my messengers.

It's a really horrible feeling. I'm addicted to needing to know I can go on whenever I want' I'm addicted to checking things. Even if it is just for a minute.

Ugh using this computer is killing my back. I just typed up these three blogs that is why they are so short and lame. Sorry readers. Please forgive me. I'm dealing with a major crisis here.

Braves were up 10-3 in te 7th and lost the game. I'm so pissed for multiple reasons now.2 out of 3 ain't bad though I guess. At least according to Meatloaf.

I might have to buy a new computer. Major setback.

Yesterday was pretty easy like I prayed for. Today and tomorow are really going to suck though. Today already did of couse. But I was thinking this yesterday.

I need to put star 97 on my speed dial so I can win something. Be the firs tcaller one and not have to actually answer a question or perform some embarassing stunt or task.

I thought I had at work: I pray that my internet works by the time I get home. (It still doesn't)

Finally the blind guy is gone. I wouldn't want to experience life without being able to see a pair of breasts. I know you're prob thinking how shallow of me. But seriously that's what popped into my head so I wrote about it. It would be a shame to miss out on seeing a lot of other things too though. Art, nature, and all the real beauty in the world and all that jazz.

Adam is pretty awesome on American Idol. I have to give him credit. My sister told me he said something along the lines of Growing up he didn't play sports because he wanted to spend his time dressing up in costumes. Hilarious. HAha.

Mad World was a really great performance.

Had a really fun Easter Egg Hunt at work today. My kids got a lot of eggs.

Alright my back is killing me and I seriously can't type on this computer. I'm done for tonight. Hopefully everything will be back and running tomorrow and I'll try to make up for it with some serious blogging. Stay tuned.

Shorts

Wednesday
I am praying for an easy day at work or I'll settle for a fast day.

My eyes have little red veins in them.

I need to find a perfect medium.

I wish you got here first well I mean like a half hur after me instead of an hour after.

I HATE runny noses. I use to have them a lot when I was younger and no matter how many times I blew my nose it would still run. I bet I annoyed a lot of people.

I would have dressed up more if I knew my boss coming. Oh wait I have to wear the same shirt anyways. I would have splashed on some cologne though.

I just heard the same story 20 tims on about 15 different days. Someone please shoot me.

Dairy Queen sounds good.

So, you admited to someone that I'm your friend. You basically had too. It was hilarious what Lisa said to you. Why are you the only person Byron talks to at work.

When I was little I liked Easter more than Christmas just because of the big Easter Egg Hunt. I miss those days.

Braves are two and 0 which is awesome.

It's only Wednesday ahh help me.

I don't think it's fair to cater to his needs.

Cavs should be at full strength tonight.

So, she's 18 but that's still really bad. At least she has a job. Sugar Momma.

Quinn the Eskimo added me on facebook. Pretty cool.

Some people honestly talk too much about nothing!!!

I have so much to tell you and if I don't see you I'll forget.

briefs

Feel really stuffy.

Oh my God please stop talking. Ten minutes rambling about the same t hing over and over. How many times do you need to repeat yourself 20?


When are our shirts coming in? Powder blue better not be too girlie.



I want good Friday off damn it!!!

I'm disappointed about the Browns so much for the first time in my life I'm not even excited about or anticipating the draft whatsoever. It's hopeless. They are pathetic. I use to look forward to it so much, but not anymore.

I miss you.

I almost got you to see a movie with me.

I hate certain peoples laughs. I wonder if anyone hates mine.

Someone really needs to go to a movie with me on Tuesday. Dollar popcorn and dollar drinks. Plus we can go to BW'S for wings. It's like a 15 dollar evening and you can get a movie, popcorn, a drink, and some wings. Cheap.

You're what gets me through the day. You're like my cup of coffee. My drug of choice.

UNC won. Hell Yeah!! 69 FREE THROWS COMBINED. Geez. Player of the game had 21 points on 3 for 10 shooting. That's 6 points plus 15 free throws pathetic if you ask me.

15 of your points coming from the charity stripe.



I'm really enjoying this spring weather. Aren't you?


I wake up expecting to see you and then I don't get to. Ruined my day. Tragic. Instead of a friend you find the enemy. You've Got Mail. Movie.

I almost got the nerve to talk to a Kmart worker and she ended up being in High School. Which only I culd manage to discover on a Monday afternoon. Yeah so the button on my pants broke and I went to buy a belt to keep them up. I needed one anyways. I had a hard time deciding between black and brown.

I swear there should be a flashing light above everyones head saying age and relationship status. Then it should give a % of what attraction level they are to you. So that I'd only approach single of age girls over 80% interested in me. Which ae obviously far and inbetween without this new invention of technology. Ugh. I really wish I could read peples minds and manipulate them. I'd totally pick ht as my super power. Screw brute strength. The only other one in the running is invisibility. I would love to have that one. Flying would be cool too I guess. Talking it out with myself I've come to the conclusion that having any super power would be awesome.

slacking

"No matter how hot she is some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit."

Wing night at The Corner Bar was great
Need to do it more often
It was so cheap too
Beat Jared best of three in darts
I'm really improving
19 is my money shot right now. I still have a hard time with the bulls eye though. I really need to get more triples. They are amazing let me tell you. Completely change the entire game with each one.
Saw six good looking girls in the 3 and a half hours we spent there. Which is considered good
Debate whether or not it's a Geneva bar or a Jefferson bar because we don't know the people that go there. Maybe it's just Austinburg people or weird walks of life people.
This is a place to get away from people because most people I know wouldn't want to hang out there especially when it's dead at 6 o'clock.

Why do old guys hit on young girls? It was so freaking funny. It has to work for them one in awhile or else they wouldn't keep doing it.

There we were Jared and I playing darts and his girlfriend and her friend were standing with us. Two guys, two girls, all around the same age and t his old guy purposely comes out of now where and walks over and starts talking to them. Jared is the least jealous person I know so to us it was just hilarious. But I can't believe the balls on him, some guys would have knocked him out for that. Didn't he realize they were with us?

Why do girls hate other girls so much?

Bought four bingo cards gave two to Jason and when it was bingo time I was talking to my cousins and he played all four. Ended up winning and splitting with three other people.

Had a drunk talk with a couple of my cousins. I enjoy them tremendously don't think they do though.

Bought a lot of side board tickets and didn't win anything.
Lost ten dollars playing black jack.

Danced...a lot.
Slow dancing, crazy dancing, cupid shuffle, YMCA, The usual, random songs I don't know.
Sang a karaoke song. Was horrible but I didn't really sing much of it because I was too distracted by drinking.

Ran into a couple special people on Sunday at the mall. Had lunch with them. Chinese food. We ordered the same thing go figure. Ayden was getting his picture taken with the Easter Bunny.
Got made fun of by everyone at the table including someone I didn't know.
Got diagnosed with ADD.
Wanted to do a cartwheel in the middle of the food court but passed on it.

Do you want me to save you? Seriously man? I should punch you in the face next time I see you.

By the way I do listen when you talk.


Saw a movie with a friend. I love you man. Such a bromance. Ha.

Pepperoni kickers at BW'S are alright expensive though. Had to get Ultimate Nachos of course.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY???????
Ask me if you want to know what this refers to.

How do I not have pink eye yet? Wash, wash, wash my hands and never touch my face. Strep going around too damn it. Don't get me sick.

Do you ever say anything good about me?

I was going to pick up a girl from Ashtabula but I didn't know her and she acted funny/weird online and she lived on west 35th street off of station Avenue and I didn't want to be shot by a big glack guy with a shotgun selling cocaine out of his basement.



The following is about sports so don't read

Braves won their opening game against the defending Champions from Phil.
My new favorite Brave Jordan Schafer who I previously wrote about hit a homerun in his first ever Major League at bat. Pretty impressive. Man do I know how to pick talent. He went 2 for 3 with a walk. A really good game. I see bright things in his future.

Indians start at 2. Wish I could watch it.
Then again. I just found out they got destroyed. Poor Cliff Lee.

Derek Lowe pitched extremely well as the Braves new number one pitcher. Would love to see the Braves have a successful campaign this year.
I hope Frenchie has a comeback season for the ages. Tim Hudson needs to come back healthy and strong and quick. Whenever he comes back it will be a major boost because he can be another ace on the staff.
I hope that Japanese guy is effective in America. Vazquez who know swhat we will get from him. Jair Jurrjens just needs to keep improving and he will be dominate.
Bullpen needs to stay healthy. Gonzo, Soriano, and Moylan can be three great relievers. Cross my fingers.
Braves problem is they score in the first and second inning then don't score agani the entire game. It works if you have a good bullpent but they didn't last year. Should score more runs this year though. Everyone on the team has potential. No power but good averages, good hitting ability.

hmmm interesting

Thursday

Last night was fun.
I needed that.
I was bummed that it was 65 at work and that I was stuck at home. Such a nice day to go for a bike ride.
The apple juice was extra delicious today for some reason.
Cavs play Washington tonight. I had a feeling they were going to lose and they did. It was on TNT which means I don't have to leave the house to watch it but I still did. In case you didn't know I don't get FOX Sports Ohio so it really sucks that I can't watch most of the Cavs games at my house. That's why i talk about going out to watch them all the time.

Beef Jerky is the key to my soul. I see it and my eyes light up and my mouth starts to water. As a kid I would try to be like a cowboy in the movies who keep it in their back pocket and they would make it last forever. They had a never ending piece of beef jerky and I was extremely jealous. I tried my hardest to save and conserve it but it didn't last more than a half hour on a good day. Just like that one country music video I think it's Miranda Lambert or something she has that never ending portable gas can.

Friday

I slept from like 1:45 to about 6:00 it was the best sleep I've had in awhile. I've been falling asleep around 12:30 or 1:00 and being extremely tired and I keep waking up several times. However, last night I didn't get much sleep but I slept straight thru at least and it was rewarding. I felt good.

Did some crazy dancing in my room last night. Was just bored so I stated dancing. It was pretty funny at least to me. Made a hilarious video. Got rug burn from getting down on the floor too. Then I sat down and I got back up to leave and I bumped my knee really bad. It sucked.

Cavs lost to a horrible team. Mentioned this before. We need to lose though we were getting way to cocky. Sucky thing is we just lost to Orlando too. We got killed by them and now we only have a one game lead over the Lakers.

Girls really keep pissing me off. Enough said on that topic of conversation.

Get wings tonight? Corner bar? I do need a drink.

I bought a bag of beef jerky. Got charged a dollar extra. Seems to be a trend lately. People rely on computers too much. Might snow this weekend? Give me a freaking break.

Sometimes I have no idea how I do it.

Why is it immature to have fun?

"Why so serious?" Haha I love that line.

Starting a list of how many times I get rejected.
II
I don't ever want to talk someones ear off about my kid. Or automatically think they are the best.

Nicole looked good today.

Everything I want to blog about I've already written down on notebook paper so I don't forget and it's in future tense, but now it has already happened.

Two rejections and a I wouldn't count on it. Which I'm chalking up to a def maybe. Make that three rejections and counting all in one day. I should get the point and take the hint already shouldn't I? By the end of the day I think it was like ten rejections I lost count.

Have almost 550 dollars saved in my second bank account I just opened up. With my taxes added to that I should have enough for a good road bike. It's a tough call between that and a laptop. Or if my parents could make the choice it would be a down payment on a car.

I keep having small chats with goddess mostly about kids. She was a little taken aback by my April Fools Joke. My bad.

If and when I have a kid it will be one of the best days of my life that and when I get married and throw out the first pitch at a major league stadium.

What else will be one of the best days of my life. I should have at least seven that compose the best week of my life.

For that matter what are they so far in 26 years? HS and College graduation would seem pathetic choices. Honestly I can't think of anything great that has happened to me. Isn't that sad and pathetic?

I wish I could say a big promotion or a big trip but I haven't really had any.

I can think of several worst days.

I love that saying may the best of your past be the worst of your future.

A couple trips to Canada were fun times.
Virgina beach
Chicago but that was highlighted by Ohio State losing the championship game to Florida so that wasn't good.
California was amazing. Did so much stuff, but it just gives me bad memories now.

Atlanta vacation would have to be up there and seeing my first Atlanta Braves home game.

I would love to say the first time I got laid but I regret that.

That night with you...in my car...that ranks up there.

Don't walk away from me.

Yes meeting you!

I don't know if I should get a used, used car, a new used car, or a brand new car? Depends if I can find a used car that I like there just is really limited selection around here and it sucks.

i'm gay

What a wonderful morning. Not even rain could ruin it. Refreshing. A good beginning.

Time to up the ante.

Today is going to be crazy though. So many kids. A bunch of transitions. Not to mention testing. One of the dumbest tests I've ever seen. Absolutely means nothing, shows nothing, tells nothing. Show and Tell would give more information about a child's growth then this thing. Who the hell cares if a three year old can rhyme in a 2 minute test. I've seen worse tests though I guess.

Was never really into April Fools. I wonder if your office was?

I seen another classic example of why certain people shouldn't have kids today. More importantly I always ask myself how in the hell did they have a kid?

I love when a kid goes to pick up a ball and they accidentally kick it even further away. HAHA.

I really don't understand girls and their shirt sizes how are they a small and I'm an XL. I'm pretty damn puny. That's three shirt sizes bigger come on. I'm not a big person. Maybe 4 inches taller than some of them if that. Plus what really confuses me is the breast factor. Don't they make a small shirt even smaller if they have big boobs? Maybe I'm just dumb but I don't get it. Like don't breasts push out the shirt size coverage much like an extra large stomach would? If I had breasts I'd probably need a 2xl because I wouldn't want my shirt coming above my waistline when I bent over or something. I'm just glad we get new colors for our work shirt. Instead of puke color we now ordered red and powder blue or something.

Help me out please. Was the above one of those instances where I shouldn't talk about the weird things I think about inside my big little head of mine? I can't help it I'm seriously curious and fascinated about it. But I bet if I mention boobs or breasts people will just freak out. Even though it has nothing to do with that.

I hate when they overcharge you at the grocery store. I know I'm going to sound cheap. But it really is the principle of things. You buy things because they say it's a certain price so that is what you should pay bottom line.

You either suck it up or say something about it and everyone else in line gets mad at you. Then what really sucks is when they mess up again and you're just like what the hell whatever just steal my money I don't care. I wouldn't have bought vitamin water if it was 90 cents a bottle. The sign said 3 for 99 cents. So then they finally charge me 3 for 1.50 and I just paid for it. But it's still annoying.

Spur of the moment I bought a $12.00 five blade battery operated razor which was on sale for 9 dollars and it also included 4 bonus reward dollars which I never even heard of before. I thought it was pretty sweet though. Didn't know Walgreen's did that. I did all of this because I thought I would see you this particular night and didn't have time to shower and shave at home so I did at the Y. Anyways with the four dollars I purchased a big bottle of mouthwash and two pairs of dress socks. Not bad I guess. I think it worked out because I had it in my head that I was going to buy a razor even though I have like 20 of them at home.

bit more

Love him...hate him. Gay. Straight. Weirdo. Creepster. This dude can sing. Oldie but a goodie. This is before he got too messed up at least.

Loving this song Man in the Mirror




Sweet lyrics

"I'm Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life
It's Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right . . .

As I, Turn Up The Collar On My
Favorite Winter Coat
This Wind Is Blowin' My Mind
I See The Kids In The Street,
With Not Enough To Eat
Who Am I, To Be Blind?
Pretending Not To See
Their Needs...

I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change)
(Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah)"


Hey you know how I told you about Saturday and those girls using me, well like to get to their place I had to go down Rt. 11 South and on an overpass there was confetti spray paint stuff that said 9/11 was an inside job and I couldn't help but think of you.

some randomness for you

I used an ATM machine for the first time on Saturday. Go me!

Used GPS for the first time as well. It was fun. It's addicting. Makes me want to go everywhere now. Just need a reliable car and a road buddy. Road Trip!

I wanted to see it through so sue me. I'm not looking for pity or sympathy. I think it's just another funny story to add to my collection. My collection of mishaps and missed connections.


She gave me a hug at least.

We had a few cool conversations before shes not just a hot girl. When I talk to her I come up with a lot of funny jokes I normally wouldn't and she laughs at them. It makes me feel good.

Yesterday I took books back to the library. Pretty much got stood up. Since, she didn't answer my call on whether or not she still wanted me to come over.

I try to be a nice guy and when that doesn't work I go for the kill and end up striking out on one pitch.

It's not like me to give things that don't belong to me away so don't even go there.

My work is never done.

Fed a baby. Got thrown up on burping said baby. Took pictures with baby. Sent pictures to mom. Mom not impressed. Mom like pictures of baby just not with me.

That ship sailed long ago.

Really long day yesterday. I felt sick because I didn't wear a hoodie looking for cars on Sunday. It rained and was a little windy. I'm sensitive that way. If it's not above 60 I should wear a hoodie to protect my ears from the elements. I have no idea what kind of car to get. Why do they have to be so expensive? I just want one in good shape, low miles, runs good, shiny, looks sharp, and priced reasonably good is that too much to ask?

The snow really surprised me. Thought we were finally done with that this season. It was ideal though came right off and nothing needed defrosted. I could easily live with that set-up. This morning however was a different story. I hate defrosting my damn car it takes forever. F-O-R-E-V-E-R!

Drinking a screwdriver.

Sample of what happened Saturday night:

"Try this on. I think it will look good on you."

"It won't fit, your heads too big/"

Yeah, that's right. That's what she said.

My ankle bone feels better finally.

I have sinus congestion due to the weather changes. Frost this morning and then it was warm enough to not even need a long sleeve shirt. Stupid Ohio weather. I should use the neti pot tonight.

I love mashed potatoes and gravy. KFC is good. Hardees is better.

I need more sleep at night. I was doing good until that hour change messed up my schedule. My internal clock.

I like Tuesdays for one reason there are like 4 shows I like watching on Monday and I dvr them and watch them on Tuesday. So, it is a nice commercial free evening of laughs.

Cavs play tonight. I was gonna go out and watch them but I'm too tired. They better not lose to Detroit.

Growing my hair out for you. All for you.

Jordan Schafer spent most of his bonus money on a 90,000 dollar pitching machine system that can replicate the pitches thrown by whatever pitcher he types in. So basically he can try hitting pitches from All-Stars whenever he wants in a batting cage type setting. Pretty sweet. Wish I had one of those. Some people just love to hit. They were born to hit. I hope this kid is one of them.

Cool article on him if anyone cares. It takes about his tattoo's which are pretty long sayings. Make me want to see them.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ge-schaferbraves032809&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

i am a loser

This is how pathetic I am.
There is this girl on my myspace page that I try talking to all the time and sometimes she will send me a message and she will act like she likes me but nothing happens and then she doesn't talk to me again for like 2 weeks.
So I keep trying and trying for some reason, don't ask me why okay because I'm lonely and pathetic. Anyways I ask her to hang out like I always do and she asks me if I want to go to Toledo to get a dog with her and I'm like okay if that what it takes to hang out sure I'll do it. I mean shes gonna be in the car with me for like 6 hours if that happens we have to get to know each other a lot better that way and she will fall for me. Yeah right.
So then it gets down to me coming over and shes like damn my mom needs me to pay my car bill or shes taking it away can I borrow the 100 dollars for the dog and I'll give u a check or whatever but you have to wait until I get paid again to cash it. So, I'm like okay sure. I know I'm probably being used, but I just really want to see what could come out of this.
I drive to her house and she tells me I have to wait for her roommate to leave so I go to Mcdonald's and eat and wait for like a half hour then I drive to her apartment even though I still hav to wait. Shes like I can't come up because her roommate will freak out so I wait in the parking lot for an hour in this apartment complex.

Then shes send me a txt and shes like Trista her roommate won't stop bugging her and that she has to go someplace with her really quick but she'll be back. Again I repeat really quick they just have to go to AT&T.
I see her roommate come out and go get her car. She is wearing really small shorts and I notice her legs. I'm really annoyed at this point so I txt the girl and I'm like your friend has really nice legs. She txts me Fuck you. She just got back from Florida. I'm like I was just joking, and when you came out all I could see was your hair it's like you were hiding from me but I liked it. So, her roommate pulls up in between the apartments and she gets in the car.
Another two hours pass and I'm still waiting in the parking lot. Yes two hours and I'm still waiting. I text her and I'm like seriously when are you coming back.

And she finally sends me a txt that says the only way her friend is taking her back home is if take them out to eat so I'm like ok whatever.
So they make me drive to Eastwood mall as if I wasn't nervous and played enough especially since I hate driving let alone in an area I haven't been too since I was like ten.
We eat at Buffalo Wild Wings. I had a Mohito, but then cut myself off because I was driving and didn't know the area. I left my carry out box there. Which was pretty much my whole meal because I was too nervous too eat. It's really hard for me to talk around two girls especially since they are both pretty hot and so I dunno I just look dumb and pathetic and I drive them home. I really had to use the restroom and asked if I could come in but the roommate just wanted to rest and the other girl said she had to return a shirt to her sister or something. So I couldn't even come in, because they both had stuff to do apparently.
And so I drove home.
Oh but I left out another good part. I'm in the front of the parking lot and they are like can you pull out around back and pull in between like Trista did because we don't like to walk out there.
Basically they couldn't even walk 15 ft to get in the car I had to go out of my way and do all that stuff like go in between the apartments right by the door and if that wasn't enough they txted me and asked me to move up another 5 ft. When they are still inside the apartment she txts me again and says Trista wants me to sit in the backseat with her is that ok?

So its like I'm some damn taxi driver or chauffeur. At least I put my foot down on this one and said no you have to sit up front or I'm leaving. Anyways now she wants me to lend her 300 dollars for a pit bull that is only 20 minutes or so from her house instead of the one in Toledo. As of right now she isn't talking to me though. Maybe she found someone else to use and give her the money.

So about 3 and a half hours of my Saturday was spent waiting and the other hours of it were spent being used more than I don't even know what.

I came up with a perfect cover story though if anyone asked me what I was doing waiting in the car so long like a freaking weirdo. I was gonna say I was waiting for someone to walk out so I could serve them some divorce papers and not to mess with me because I was on the clock.

Why do I have to be such a pushover sometimes. Also, why do I have to be such an introvert.

Kids eating chocolate is funny. They always get it all over their face especially since they hold it in their hands too long and it melts.


I need new night shoes or going out shoes.

No lie no way around it

I feel like...no I am the worlds biggest loser. The most pathetic guy award should go to me.

Tried to make a go of it

I looked good tonight. I really did. Too bad no one was there to see it. All dressed up with no where to go. As I drove through Jefferson I was surrounded by huge black trucks. Everywhere I turned there was another one. Get to the light a big black truck pulls up next to me. I drive through the light another one coming my way. I pull into Subway and an entirely different one than the 5 I previously saw pulls up next to me. It was like a nightmare. I think I ended up seeing ten just driving through the town of Jefferson.

Watched the movie Marley and Me. It was pretty good. I give it a 7 out of 10. A touching, warm, heartfelt movie. Made me wish three things. One that I had a dog. Two that I was a writer, columnist, or reporter. Three reminded me of how hot Jennifer Aniston is and that I hope I marry a girl that looks that good at that age.

Cavs starting five all scored in double digits for the 3rd time this year.

Is it worth 80 dollars for an eye exam so I can spend more money to buy contacts. When I wear glasses my already low self-confidence drops like 50% but at least I can see. Contacts will give me the best of both worlds.

Nice eyes...nice shoes...haha joking.

I can't sleep what else is new though.

Bring your own mug night was sweet. I still can't believe Jared was able to use a wine holder. A big huge thing that holds a bottle of wine and ice like you see in romance movies.

Woodchuck cider is so damn good.

The YPAC thing was a complete disaster and totally unorganized. Big waste of my time and waste of 15 dollars. I want my money back. I knew it was going to be lame and I wasn't even gonna go but then my friends talked me into it.

Had sort of a blind date meeting Thursday night. Went well for about an hour after that shit got sour thanks POD. A lot of baggage and drama hot girl though.

I hate waiting so bad. It...I drive myself crazy. Extremely impatient but I try to control it...hide it. To the best of my ability. Sue me.

My mission right now is to get more of my life on film or in pictures. So, I don't forget and have something to look back on. I wish I had a crazy girlfriend into scrap booking.

Congrats to my grandma for winning around 300 dollars at the casino yesterday which was also my mom and dads 27th wedding anniversary. My grandma usually loses like 100 dollars so it's kind of a big deal. Much love.

Finished Twilight a good easy read. Entertaining. I def think it could have been written in 20 pages though instead of around 500. Would love to see the cliff notes on it.

Some people put up a front while others put on a show. I just go with the flow.

I barely bumped the side of my ankle the other day and now it hurts so bad with the slightest touch.

The bottom of my foot itches.

I love being touched too bad no one will touch me...Too much info? Well you should be glad to know you're not privy to everything.

don't feel like blogging

A lot happened Thursday night but I don't really want to blog about it if you're important or want to know I'll probably tell you.

One of those mornings you fall asleep right before your alarm goes off.


Any day I'm able to take the kids outside is always a better day.

This shirt is not becoming to me at all.

Is it bad that when people you don't like does something stupid or they get hurt in a minor fashion and you find it funny and it brightens your day and makes your day?

just a song

Another sweet song. I can't believe it's by Taylor Hicks though. I hate that guy. For no reason, but still. Awesome song though. Props. I can dig that Taylor.

push it to the limit

"Don't take the free ride in your own life" Great line from a Nickelback song. All the lyrics are super tight and powerful. I love the opening too reminds me of you Jay.



"My best friend gave me the best advice
He said each day's a gift
And not a given right

Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind
And try to take the path less traveled by"


Damn this is climbing the charts of my favorite songs right now. I'm going to vote it to top ten inspirational songs of 2009 and of all TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Okay so I might have gotten a little carried away with the of all time part.

I don't mind if you come to work with the common cold. I don't even care if you come in with the flu, but please don't come in with untreated pink eye. I don't want that. UGH!!!!!!!!

No, Stef ugh is not my favorite word. Top ten maybe. Shut the fuck up is my favorite saying though. Joking. I don't know what a damn comma is, so don't tell me I don't ever use it where I'm suppose to. I don't care if supposed to has a d at the end. I say suppose. Suppose thisssssssssssss. Don't edit my work from behind my shoulder.

Virant White Silk is good wine it was gone before I knew it.

I forgot how pleasurable reading is when you have no life, I seriously get carried away.

You're welcome for the apple juice. I hope it made your day semi-better. And the gum.

I'm glad you got to vent, whenever, wherever.

Cherries for breakfast.


Random lyrics to a song I'm working on

Screaming tears on the inside
Telling me it's time to get off this ride (emotional ride?)

I'd like to think we're close
most (need a line)
You don't even have to ask
I'm up to the task
mask (possible word)

She's my on again off again best girl friend
She's going through a tough time with the man in her life
From fighting to this?
What's that really say?
Have things really changed?
Or just rearranged
if you turn me into the bad guy
i'll never even question why
your motive to feel better
as your eyes become wetter

its a role that i'm use to
i'll never be the hero
cast me as the villain
because i'm more than willing
to take that fall
when your backs against the wall
and you don't know what to do or who to turn to
i'll always remain true through and through

if you take a leap of faith
and don't shove it in my face
you don't even have to think twice
you dont even have to say it nice
it doesn't matter that you were as cold as ice
it doesn't matter that you never took my advice
it's worth more than the toss of the dice
the chance that you'll finally see
is worth more to me
than the sacrifice whatever price


so if your counting on a prayer
look no further than the air
you're breathing in despair
'cuz i'll be there i swear

always the escape goat
whatever gives you hope
something to cling onto
when all else fails you

go ahead and beat me down some more
i'm already sick tired and sore

what would i give to once again roam those halls
and write your name on the stalls

I got my life and you got yours
Meet in the middle and aim for the stars
My heart is tender and you're just so rare
Together we'd make quite the pair
If we quit now we'll never know
So lets risk it all and give it a go

End of random lyrics by me

"Going to the restroom I hope is a private matter, but it's not personal we all do it."

This is in reference to me coming in to work after clocking in and using the restroom thus actually starting work at 7:32. Prior to this (like at least a month ago) my boss said (in a memo) all personal stuff needs to be done before clocking in. This was because people were walking around all over the place doing who knows what most of which was non work related and then actually spending time with the kids like 20 minutes later then they were suppose to.

Anyways someone made a joke to me about it and that's what I wanted to reply with "Going to the restroom I hope is a private matter, but it's not personal we all do it." But in person I usually only have the balls to say stuff in my head or days later.


I pushed someone away on purpose. You know that saying I'd rather be hated for who i am then loved for I'm not. Well in a way I'm selfish because sometimes I would rather piss someone off by pretending to be something I'm not then them being indifferent to who I am where I don't even matter. So, I just said fuck it and pushed someone away because they didn't want to be in my life all that much anyways.

Probably pissed some people off at the book club with my opinions mostly my sister. I can't help it if you get me started I speak my mind.

My meal was really good. Grilled chicken spinach salad and french fries. There was a lot of chicken in it which was great but surprising. It also came with an egg and crackers. I topped it all off with a delicious and my personal favorite pie: lemon meringue.

Next book is Goodbye, Mr. Chips about a teacher or something. There is a movie, but that's cheating. April 29th, a Weds at Jefferson Diner if you're interested. I believe the author is Michael Hilton no relation to Paris.


When I was 18 I had the woman of my dreams all figured out. She was etched into my mind. I talked to her last night for the first time in years for about 30 minutes. The conversation went great but I still have no chance with her. A girl like that will always have a boyfriend or a special someone in her life waiting in line. It was good talking to her though. She's something else. What a beauty inside and out.


"Oh I combed my hair today." Good for you lady. Who fucking cares. You should comb or do something to your hair at least everyday. "I don't care how I look at work." If you didn't you wouldn't talk about it so much. You do it to make yourself feel better about being lazy.

I know a lot of people don't care about what they look like at work, some do because it's all about presentation and they take pride in it and it's professional, but either way you slice it you don't go around talking about it either way. People tell you that you look good. You don't go around shouting it hey look at me I look good.

I need to download Chopin's nocturnes.

My reservations fro the YPAC thing on Thursday got sent to the wrong address. Bunch of idiots. Thursday night at the GaReat Complex in Geneva wear sports attire.

I polished off my vodka and tonic this morning. Last night I finished a full one and made another. That is when the sleeping pills actually kicked in and I managed to resit the urge to fight the sleep for a change. Therefore, I woke up with 3/4's of my drink left and I didn't want to waste it so I downed it. Don't judge me.

Ugh I know I've mentioned this before, but it keeps happening. I hate people who think they know everything. Just shut the hell up already. No one cares.

I'm so tired of listening to that dumb bitch Asa Cox in the morning over and over doing the same buy a home from me spiel. I want to hear music or at least the news not her everyday.

Thoughts while driving: Amazing purple horizon this morning. I love them. Now it's turning a little pinkish, but it was like three shades of purple at one point. You really should have seen it. If not you missed out...sucker.

I want a plum now thanks a lot.

Just listen to the music not the pictures

din din

Unscripted uncensored

How hay is it that I want a snuggie just to have one. And that book light looks sweet. I'm going to grow up to be an info commercial junkie. I'm surprised I'm not one already. I'm addicted to them, but as of now I'm too cheap too buy any of them. I think its the unwillingness to pay shipping and handling that saves me.

That razor sharpener looks cool too. They have a lot of the old ones at Drug Mart. Like they have a whole aisle devoted to unsold info commercial stuff.

I slept a lot this weekend. I caught up on T.V. shows. Watched sports and read a significant amount for the first time since I don't remember when. The book club meeting is tomorrow and I didn't plan on reading it. I started around 6pm and read off and on and now have finished 230 out of 255 pages.

I think the best way to cook is to make like ten things at once and then put them in containers and just warm them up when you want to eat something. Get all the cooking over with for the week in one day. I love cooking though. I'm just thinking of ways to not get yelled at.

I taught someone how to play the card game 66 that was an eventful night especially since he wanted us to rename it 69 instead.

I want to play catch with someone preferably baseball. Any takers?

I have to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, but want to finish this blog and too lazy to get up.

I'm going to start reading Twilight. I was reading it but then told myself I better read the book club book first. Now that it's out of the way I can concentrate on this phenomenon known as Twilight.

It's weird how I know more about the characters in this book from never reading it than I do about characters from books I have read. It's sad. And no I haven't seen the movie. Jacob, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Alice, Charlie, Billy. I know these names and I haven't read the book just from the obsession people have mostly girls who talk about it non stop.

I want to sit in my make believe study and slowly become an alcoholic.

I really want a freaking laptop. Then I would get some serious work done on my novels and short stories. Or so I like to pretend to myself.

I was offended when a girl said it was an amazing book but as a guy I wouldn't get it or therefore like it. I'm as sappy as they come folks so cut me some slack. I enjoy Nicholas Sparks books, so it can't be all that more lovey dovey and twisted. Plus I'm into vampires so that's a huge plus. Toddlers are like little vampires they bite anyone and anything.

I have an obsession with notebooks, journals, notepads, sticky notes, and paper in general. Sorry trees.

Girls freaking suck. They really do. I don't understand them one bit. They confuse the hell out of me. Sometimes I think about getting a quick fix and then not deal with them for as long as possible. But I have to end the drought sooner or later.

Time to start drinking again.

adfa

What kind of child was I? I often wonder. Was a messy eater? Was I helpless? I know I always listened to teachers. I was an angel. But seriously I wish I could go back and watch myself.

Big production about kindergarten that kids think its fun and exciting. It's really not but I'm glad they associate it as being cool. If parents build it up it will make the separation that much easier. More parents need to do that with Preschool because so many kids cry all day. Some for a month or more straight.



Immature people suck. People who goof off all day at work suck.

Bag of pretzels for breakfast. Only thing better than one bag of pretzels for breakfast is two bags of pretzels. Joking. I did eat two bags though.

I want to eat at Ms. Nicole's diner.

Now I want a jumbo pretzel with cheese.

I hate people who try to start stuff. Unless they are world shakers. But most of them are just regular barn burners. Starting stuff for no reason.

As I rolled out of bed this morning feeling a little sick I asked myself if I could make it another day. Obviously, I did, thankfully. I'm so glad its Friday.

Yep I for sure feel a cold coming on. Already a little light headed and for me that is the first sign. Throat hurts a little and my ears are starting to hurt too.
Yet, I will still do something tonight instead of resting up. Who wants to go bowling?

You have to admit that was one of the best zingers of all time.

I gave out a nickname to someone named Derek, not sure if its spelled that way or if its Derrick or even a different way all together, but his nickname is DRock I know I'm awesome and clever.

I need to shave.

I was suppose to get wings at the corner bar but my friend ditched out on me even though it was his idea because he wanted to ask them about their vegetable oil to use to run his truck.

Why do people think they are being yelled at when their boss is telling them what to do. They are your boss if they tell you to do something just do it. That is their job they tell you what to do. If they say you did something wrong and want you to do it a differently then just follow what they say. Geez.

Got stuck at the train tracks. Killed 5 minutes of my close my eyes in the car before work time.
So, I put my seat all the way down so I could lay down and when I went to work I guess I didn't bring it back up. I went to my car on break and kinda jumped in faster and harder than I normally would and the seat wasn't there and I fell backwards. It was so sweet. I wanted to do it again, but it wouldn't be the same if I knew the seat wasn't there. Or would it? I could just force myself to do it.

I was at work and my alarm kept going off because I switched them back to the normal time so I wouldn't forget for Monday and since I went to work an hour earlier they were going off when I normally would have to get up. It was on vibrate so it's not like anyone else knew it was going off but I still thought it was funny.

Poor Donte. That could have been me. Tragic. Sorry to that guys family.

Lebron had another triple double and the Cavs won a game where they didn't outscore their opponents in the 4th. Ain't that something.
This happened in last nights game

:00.0 CLE - L. James misses a 14-foot running jumper from the left wing (This is what the last shot of the game was according to yahoo)
I hate yahoo, I watched the play on tv and it was a missed lay up. Like two feet from the basket.


I hate paint. I really do. I know I'm a horrible person. But I hate painting with kids.

I want to make money off of t-shirts by having catchy phrases. That would be a bomb dope job. Especially, ones for little kids.
Like grandpas sidekick or grandmas angel or "If you think I'm cute you should see my mom." Parents will buy anything they think is cute. It can't be that hard to come up with some new ones and make money. I need to do it.

I ate like a pig tonight and I'm probably going to eat again.

slacking

Crowes nest was like a high school reunion on St. Patty's day. Some I wanted to talk to and some I didn't.

I had to sit at the bar and wait for my friend and his gf to finish eating dinner with her parents. They ran out of Reuben's and corned beef and cabbage there so that was a drag. That is why you should have invited me to dinner. I was looking forward to it.
Afterwards we went to Breenans which was the original place we were suppose to go to. It was packed mostly because it's such a narrow bar. We ordered some green beer and lucked out on a booth being departed by some occupants.

Side note. Seen a really good looking blond there, but she had a boyfriend.

Went to BWS after that and it sucked because the eating section was closed and there were no other tables open. I was starving, so I just got wings to go and I was done drinking anyways was at my limit since I was driving.

Is there someone in your life who whenever you see them you just want to punch them in the face. There was someone like that at BWs. Man I would knock him the fuck out.

Does anyone else for no reason realize that they are clinching their teeth together hard causing them to become more stressed out. It usually happens when I'm driving. I have no idea what I'm doing and then I'm like why the hell am I pressing my teeth so tight together. Drives me nuts.

Talk about having the road all to myself. Since, I had to go to work early no one was on the roads it was freaky.

It was fun talking to you on the phone last night again. Missed it. I get to hear more of what you really think and feel.

I don't tell kids who my favorite teams are because I don't want that type of influence on them. I don't think it's right. Some people shout out who their favorite teams are and tell them to like them and that other teams suck. That annoys me.

Sure, I taught them how to do a Kent State chant but they don't even realize that is a sports team.
When I got gas is when the straps finally broke under my gas tank. Makes sense now that I think about it. I guess when they are rusted filling up 11 gallons all of a sudden will add up and eventually do that.

whatever

High of Sixty yesterday around 60 at one point today. Inching closer to warmer weather. Yet it might spit snow tonight. Geez.

Yesterday. Are you Irish? I am today.

It was foggy and misty yesterday morning reminds me of Ireland scenes.

All my green St. Patty's day necklaces have beer names on them, except one, can't wear them to preschool or have them wear them.

I was wondering how long I could wear my Shamrock/clover hat before I took it off due to the fact that I would be afraid to get in trouble. I was thinking from 7:30 until 9:00 but I was told I could wear it all day if I wanted. Saweet.

Am I the only one that can't stand normal tissues? I use napkins or toilet paper to blow my nose. Something about tissues just irritates my nose even more.

Can't wait to read your blog! Exciting! Haha. You better subscribe now. You will double my official readers or followers thing.

Oh no anotehr week of American Idol.

Okay I admit Twilight is good, but seriously how in the hell is it that damn popular?

Cavs won a huge game against Orlando.

Making April is pretty cool. I like the song So Bad. Weird that they also have a song totally different called I wrote this song and this one starts off talking about writing a song too



I hit a bird this morning. Way to start out my morning. The gas tank on my car is dragging. The straps holding it up rusted out and broke or something. Had to fix it. Kind of a scary feeling thinking you might just blow up.


"Don't even think about, turning me down
I got plans, for you, out on the town
Don't even think about, holding me down
I got plans, to go, light up this town" Stupid song I started to write. I wrote this song...

Until Tomorrow

A lot on my mind, but all I got to say right now is what a beautiful night to see the stars. Wish I had someone to look at them with.

I'm surpised I got this much out of me I'm beat

The Flair I couldn't allow myself to send, but really wanted to:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm counting the days till I see you!

Okay I'm addicted to the flair application now.

I can't wear a green shirt to work tomorrow because we have to wear a stupid uniform.
I'm gonna wear as much green as possible though. Going to Brennans sp? on Bridge street in the Harbor around 8 if anyone is interested in hanging out there. I'll be wearing lots of beads.

Okay this is going to bore a lot of people, my bad. Nice Sunday evening at Buffalo Wild Wings.

This is what the three of us got to eat. Those new twisted chicken things with spicy garlic and Parmesan garlic sauce for dipping.

Potato wedge basket with cheese and ranch dipping sauce. One of my favorite things ever.

Ultimate nachos another favorite. I could eat nachos anywhere, anytime and I usually do.
6 honey bbq boneless wings and 6 Parmesan garlic boneless wings.

I also had a Classic Mohito and a Tropical Mohito, they were both delicious. The bartender woman told me the Black Cherry one is the best. I will have to try it next time. I'm thinking if I had the Classic and the Black Cherry she would have told me the Tropical was the best.


We always have the same argument of whether or not you can have more than one favorite. I think you can if you can't differentiate between two or even ten things If you can like something the same than you can have more than one favorite.


5 Ohio teams made the tournament. Most of any state. You going to fill out your bracket? I challenge you to beat me.


I helped my friend work on his house Saturday morning and afternoon. I got beat up pretty bad. My arms were already sore from lifting. They got even more sore from wielding that sledge hammer. I knocked down some walls with it, it was fun at least. I stepped on a bunch of nails I'd say at least five only one punctured the skin though. Hope it heals on it's own and doesn't become infected or anything like that. Then on top of that I bumped my head on a metal pole used to hang up clothes in a closet. Might reuse it as a pull-up bar. Started a big bonfire to burn the wood and other stuff we tore down. Fixing up houses is pretty cool. I want to learn how to do everything. I hope to one day build my dream house from ground zero.

I need to brainstorm about cookie lesson plans.

I'm giving up trying to bowl with a hook or curve. Just going to throw straight, I'm much better that way.

I was so disappointed Crowes Nest only has Karaoke every other Saturday. Instead it was old 80's songs being played way too loud where we couldn't hear or talk without yelling. Went to Jewels after that. Too tired to talk about what happened there. It was rather fun though. It's a bar, people are there, some friends are there, you get the point yadda, yadda, yadda. Enough said.

Talk about a PDA overload, way to go Jason.

I simply can't take a whole week off, sucks I can't go to Florida.

So hungry lately. I've been eating a lot.

At some point you lied to me because you've said two different things.

If you're not my friend don't talk to me, because I don't need people like that in my life.

Listen to this song since it's St. Patty's day tomorrow. I love this song.




Christian the Lion pretty cool and inspirational check it out if you haven't already.



So, are you ready to get your green on?

Quote of the day: "The dance is a poem of which each movement is a word."

Mata Hari (1876 - 1917)

"Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane."

H. P. Lovecraft (1890 - 1937)

Mostly about Friday

I counted like 15 rabbits running across the road on Friday. 16 and 17 if you count the ones that didn't make it. (I didn't run them over.)

Instead of playing ABC game while driving in your car or counting semi's, count how many people are talking on their cell phone. I counted three people in a row drinking a beverage, now that is pretty nifty. Three people having a bottle raised to their mouth is impressive if you ask me. We all know the ABC game right? Where you start at A and you have to find a word that starts with A on a billboard or a car or something and you go all the way to Z and it's really hard to get them all until you get closer to Cleveland.

I got the song "We belong to the night, we belong to each other" in my head.

Kick in the reserves, I need energy. Jump, jump, jump around.

Cavs won again with another huge 4th quarter. If they keep waiting until the 4th quarter to start playing they are going to be in for a rude awakening come playoff time. Lebron third straight triple double. Although one website I looked at said he only had 9 rebounds. Are they going to take another triple double away from him? By the way this is about Thursday nights game I think.

Pens lost in the shootout. At least they get one point in the standings this way. They did this same thing again and then they won one over the weekend too. 5th spot right now.

No word back on my friend teaching me guitar. I guess that is what happens when you message someone on facebook who isn't addicted to it as much as you are. Update: He messaged me back saying he sucks at teaching the guitar because he has us learn one or two chords just so he can do solo's. Damn it. I really want to learn.

I never want to buy diapers. Huge waste of money. Need to come up with an invention to eliminate them. This is going to be hard.

We were the only bowlers for a second straight week on Friday. Someone please join us. Calling all bowlers or bored people to please go. It is fun and we can make it more so.

dork and a half

Thursday

What is it about apple juice that makes people pee more? Someone look that little tidbit of info up for me and I'll be much obliged. I could do it myself, but this way it is more interactive. Feed back much appreciated.

Apple juice this morning, means it's going to be a good day, right?

I can't stand people who feel the need to chime in on everything. Not even part of the conversation and they butt in. Especially, when it's a personal conversation between family and your just a stranger to them.

Why do so many girls give up on relationships right before I start getting to know them? They say they want to find a good guy, but never give me a chance. I just don't get it. Fuck it.

This is getting old.

So, I wore the same shirt three days in a row without washing it, but yesterday I got paint on it. Luckily, I have two work shirts now, since we have to wear them everyday. They are thick shirts, so they take awhile to dry.

It's not like I want to come home and the first thing I do is do laundry. I do a lot of air drying too.

I had slight road rage at the end of my journey home. I was behind the slowest people possible. I would pass one and get behind another slow car. Then I got behind a car that turned on its turning signal 5 times before they found the right destination. That was annoying. Take a deep breath.

I need to go to good will more often and find some deals. My friend might buy a top of the line sleeping bag there for camping trips. Hey, why not?

It's weird how certain people find a way to do things. They fight through it, overcome adversity.

So unprofessional that some people at work find the need to swear at work. Even more disturbing is that they can't stop themselves even while working around kids. It's like they are unaware or just don't care. I don't know what's worse being that dumb or that ignorant.

Working with kids all day and not having someone with my intelligence level to talk to gets to you after awhile. I know I'm usually a quiet person, but I have a lot on my mind and sometimes I need to talk about things with someone. Social hour needed.

What song has the phrase "salvation is now?" Someone please tell me. Is it something by The Fray? Maroon 5? Oh damn, I finally figured it out Dare you to Move by Switchfoot.

I want to use my new comforter and bed sheets. They cost like 140 dollars or something, but somehow my mother got them for 20 dollars. Wonder how that happened? They must have been trying to give it away. Extra, extra, clearance sale.

When girls say, "I'm going to go do laundry", it is code for they are going to go try to make a baby. Now every time I hear that I'm going to think of sex. Thanks.


New phrase to incorporate to someone you don't really want to talk to, "there you go."

I hate people who interrupt you to tell their story.

How do all these attractive women end up with deadbeats? Is it because they get pregnant? Have kids? Less of a person than they appear as far as looks? Hot but no brains? I need to find me an attractive sugar momma to live off of. Ghettofy myself.


I have a tormented soul.

take it or leave it

I can't believe the Cavs came back to win last night. They were down like 19 points at the end of the 3rd quarter, I was still awake to see that and I was like oh my this game is over. But no they came back and won. Boobie hit a big three, Mo hit a big three, and Lebron was just dominate like always in the 4th with a triple double. Mo had a bad night, the team had a bad night, but we still managed to pull out a victory that's what previous Cavs teams could never do.

I hate when you come to a stop sign at the same time as someone else. You want to be nice and let them go first and and they end up wanting you to go first, as well. So you sit there and no one goes. Then you tell yourself well I might as well go now and then they start to go too. You end up looking like a jerk and you think they look like a jerk when really you both were jut trying to be nice. Oh well, sometimes you can never win.

I had dreams of fires last night and things that would lead to fires. I need to be cautious. Like down electrical sparking power lines, gasoline spills, and other various fire hazards just kept popping up in my dream. I know someone whose apartment just burned down, but I didn't see it, I don't know how it got started, don't know how bad it is. So, I don't think it's related, just ironic, or coincidental.

Instead of replying with yea, yea, yea, over and over again when I'm talking to someone who is boring me or I don't want to talk to I'm going to throw in a couple rights, like just say "right" even if I don't agree with them. Not in a sarcastic way, just a right like to make them think I'm listening and paying attention and agree whole heartedly (is that a word? I thought it was but it saying its spelled wrong) with what they are saying.

Did I write about South Park yesterday? I forgot. So, sorry if I'm repeating myself, but I'm so excited that new episodes of South Park are starting tonight. I want to thank facebook for having a sponser ad informing me about this, just incase I didn't have it set to tape already.

Tickets still available for the reverse raffle April 4th. 40 dollars a couple. My talbe is filling up fast though. So, hurry up!!!!

I need to make it a point to try and not look at the clock at work. I'm a big time clock watcher lately and I hate it tremendously.

I seriously hope someone shoots that octuplets mom and kills her. Harsh words I know. I just caught a minute of her on Dr. Phil, I hate him too. Anyways, shes getting all this free stuff, all these hand outs, house, floors, carpeting, all kinds of stuff. From all these "family oriented companies" what a crock of shit they are doing it for advertisement pure and simple. All I know is it's a huge slap in the face to hardworking Americans across the country and especially to taxpayers. It's just sicking that these people wouldn't even turn the other way or think twice of helping out John Doe, but have 14 kids and they will wipe your ass for you.


Another promise broken
Words go unspoken
So much I want to say
You wouldn't hear it anyway

I miss your face
A familiar place
I miss your glare
And I miss your stare

I can't give up the chase
Still longing for that embrace
Holding onto a prayer
Just tell me when and where

I'll be there waiting
So give in and quit debating
Stop all of this false hating

Quote of the day: "If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome."

Anne Bradstreet (1612 - 1672), 'Meditations Divine and Moral,' 1655