true colors shining through

I just got to work and I need a nap. I didn't sleep at all last night just couldn't fall asleep. I laid in bed for like 9 hours and just didn't doze off. One of those toss and turn nights. The covers were all over the place this morning. Had too much on my mind I guess.

On the radio I heard this dude talking about how you should tinkle in the corner of a room at your girlfriends house and mark your territory and something about the smell of it will make her more attracted to you. Also, he talked about rubbing a little pee behind her ear. Just what I heard, don't hate the messenger. Like that Jaguar pee or whatever from Anchor Man.

I blog to see if anyone thinks like me. Not everything that would be insane, but even just one thing. Like one person thinks one thing and someone else another. Like oh that happened to me or I know what you mean. I try to share all my thoughts. Sorry if they offend anyone.

I heard that song when you see my face I hope it gives you hell this morning. It got me pumped up before I even realized what song it was, the song you wanted me to listen to. It was ten times better than the youtube version I listened to when you first told me.

I'm a cheater. I admit. I feel guilty and horrible inside. I feel bad. For 7 or so months I faithfully, dutifully, loyally took the same route to work. The past month I've taken a different course. I'm sorry. In reality it's more like we're separated because I don't call to see how she is doing. I don't even drive by to see if anythings changed. Yes the scenic route is ancient history now. We've moved on and gone our separate ways. The new terrain is just easier, faster, and more efficient. Maybe I'll go back to you someday. If I lose my way.

For some odd reason I continuously glanced down to see how fast I was going this morning and I noticed I was driving like 8 miles under the speed limit. I don't know if it was because it was dark this morning (because of the time change) or if it was because it was so windy? Maybe it was a combination of the two. Maybe I was just tired and more cautious. It's weird how an hour difference and the lightness/darkness level effects you.

It was so windy I thought the traffic lights were going to fall down on me. They were swaying all over the place.

So, this women at work husband is in love with the Akron Zips. I went to Kent State big rival you know. So, she talks about Akron all the time, especially when and if they beat Kent. Anyways, Kent State beat Akron last night 67-63. I brought in stickers of Kent State and gave them to her students to wear and put one on her clipboard. I wore my hat and one of my dozen Kent State shirts under my work shirt. Plus, I taught her class plus whoever else was listening a few chants. The one they loved the most was I say Golden you say Flashes. Golden. Flashes. Golden. Flashes. Golden Flashes. They loved it. A lot of them said it. Some said Flashers, but hey that works too. So, I was randomly walking around the room later on and I came across two girls and one of them said to the one other one without being prompted. I say Golden you say Flashes. Golden. Flashes. Golden. Flashes. It was the funniest and best thing ever. Really made my day. I also taught them WE ARE..KENT STATE...WE ARE...KENT STATE and boooooo the rooooo booooo the rooooo they liked that one too because they are really into rhymes. This is probably gonna come back and bite me in the rear if Akron beats Kent State in the Mac Tournament. Savior victory while I can.
I wish I didn't lose my Kent State bracelets.

Bubbles bring out the kid in everyone as long as you get a wand that works. That is key.

I know I'm gonna get hell for this. People say be careful what you wish for, but I always thought those asthma pumps were the baddest sweetest things ever. I always wanted one, but not all the other stuff that goes with it like not being able to breath, coughing, shortness of breath, and not being able to run very far without needing to inhale. I just wish I had an empty one or something, but I know it's bad to pretend to need something you don't really need, but come on they are sweet. I don't know why people are ashamed to have them, because I for one like I just mentioned think they are the bomb. So, when in need get it out and inhale away.

Everyone looked sexy as hell in their work uniform today. I'm not even being that sarcastic. How is it girls look good in almost anything, at least cute. You pulled it off too bad I can't.

I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell.
Man that is catchy as hell.
Haha.

When I said it to myself the first time without ever hearing it I just rambled it together, but when you hear the beat it just makes it flow and sound so baddass and smooth.

I hate when my cereal gets soggy. Don't you?

I want to go to church with someone. It's like a community. Something to be a part of. Some people need that feeling. I'm not religious though, just think it would be cool.



Some things in life you learn the hard way, there are no other alternatives.
ByroNova got beat down on Gangster Mind.

Okay this might be one of the dorkiest things I've ever posted but on my new cell phone as my background there is this animated lighter with a flame so you see the flame and its going back and forth like a real lighter would when you flick it and I think its super sweet looking and I can't stop staring at it. Anyways the real dorky part is, besides that I love that, I wrote a signature or banner message that goes right above it that says Byro the Pyro. And you just know I think I'm the cleveriest, funniest person ever to come up with that slogan. I just love lighters. I want to collect old ones. I have a few of them. I carry one with me all the time even though I don't even smoke. I love lighting them by rubbing and clicking it really fast against my leg. Anyways Byro the Pyro love it or hate it I'm running with it.


I got these funky towel shorts in the mail today. They are a large and look like capri pants on me, but they were free and I love them anyways. Yes, they are actually made out of the same material towels are and they are shorts. Pretty freaky, eh? If I go swimming in them I might drown, absorb all the water in Lake Erie.






Quote of the day:
"The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want."

Ben Stein